serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

Its true

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sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

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zaphendrah-knightly:

mondonger:

my friends joining my fandoms

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this is so true it hurts 

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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash grier

(Source: the90sk-i-d-s)

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  • Canada: Sure, we may have the best hockey, Tim Hortons, delicious maple syrup, cute moose, and great beer... But we're also the 3rd best place to live in the world as well as the 3rd cleanest country on the planet. We have waterproof money, ketchup chips, the best skiing resorts, Niagara Falls, same-sex marriage is legal in the entire country, we're ranked more free than America, we have a low divorce and suicide rate, we're the 2nd most educated country, our middle class is now the richest middle class in the world, we're the 8th most peaceful country, we have 8% more political female leaders than America, we have the most Hollywood filming locations, paid maternity leave for all women, diversity with extremely rare cases of racism, the cleanest lakes, an extremely stable economy, many well-known celebrities come from here such as Anna Paquin, Rachel McAdams, Ryan Gosling, Pamela Anderson, Seth Rogen, Ellen Page, Will Arnett, Mike Myers, Wolverine, Michael Cera, and Jim Carrey. We also have bigger houses and a low poverty rate. We also help America repopulate endangered species. On top of all that, we're the nicest people that you'll ever meet simply because that's just how us Canadians are. Pretty cool, eh?
  • Everyone: Hell yeah, happy Canada Day!
  • America:
  • America:
  • America: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
  • Canada:
  • Canada:
  • Canada: Sorry

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1v1meirlkidim11:

roughkiss:


peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered





Now we wait


MAN DOWN MAN DOWN


This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.


one dishrektion

1v1meirlkidim11:

roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters

So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”

I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered

Now we wait

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

one dishrektion

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1v1meirlkidim11:

TT: If you don’t think i’m kawaii as fuck don’t even talk to me.

What te hell did i miss

1v1meirlkidim11:

TT: If you don’t think i’m kawaii as fuck don’t even talk to me.

What te hell did i miss

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safaribrowser:

emoij:

when your friend has a really shitty opinion 

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When your significant other chooses a bee over you

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strideerinthewild:

strideerinthewild:

that moment when you find out your rp partner is rping smut with you while they are in church

praise jesus while John sucks Dave’s dick

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zilleniose:

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actual toddlers jean and eren

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hawuka:

Young Armin, Eren and Mikasa || Edited by 

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zoegetsabout:

Jensen is too good at acting scary, I swear Demon Dean is going to give me nightmares.

(Source: demonprotection)

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satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

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theepunkerchick:

bloodonhisfangs:

joshmosh415:

I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.

Exactly!

Omg this was best post I’ve seen today, I will never scroll by this. EVER

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